the moment youve all been waiting for
I missed tags bad
inaccurate, they will survive.
xltl:
his name is ice maker
websites love getting worse its their favourite activity
me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know
my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord
me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword
krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord
when you‘be been doing sissy hypno training and someone says your slutword while you’re doing your political rally for all the world to see
monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests
this thing is alive in an undead hivemind kind of way and it wants to fucking kill me


